Preview for South Park – 1003 – Cartoon Wars
Kyle loves “Family Guy” and hates Cartman. The two boys embark
upon a mad chase across the country and the fate of “Family Guy” lies
with the first boy to reach Hollywood.
I am intrigued.
I offer you several episodes:
South Park – 804 – Passion of the Jew
Kyle finally sees “The Passion” and is forced to admit Cartman has been
right all along. Meanwhile many of the film’s hardcore fans band
together under Cartman’s leadership to carry out its message.
South Park – 902 – Die, Hippie, Die
Cartman warns the citizens of South Park that it will only be a matter
of days before the town becomes the Hippie Capital of the World. No one
will believe him until they find out the hippies’ plan to stage a
weeklong music fest. The town has no choice but to turn to Cartman for
help. He then puts his plan to eradicate his lifelong enemies in
South Park – 903 – Wing
As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their
client’s earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their
one and only client, another agency steals him away. Desperate to earn
their money back, they take on another client with plans to launch her
on a new reality show.
South Park – 908 – Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow
A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The
world’s largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of
Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South
Park tackles priority number one: who is to blame? Only Stan and
Cartman know who’s really at fault.
South Park – 911 – Ginger Kids
In his classroom presentation, Cartman points to people with red hair,
light skin and freckles as an inferior race. Cartman thinks differently
when, one morning, he himself wakes up with an advanced case of
Gingervitus! Unable to endure being ostracized for his looks, he
rallies all Ginger Kids everywhere to fight discrimination.
Oh and, aced the math quarterly. BITCHIN.