I haven’t shared a humorous conversation for a while now.

April 30th, less than a week till SAT’s, and I’m actually SORT OF attempting at studying:

Candy N Daniel     (2:51:26 PM)   : nice xanga
NinjaGod1337     (2:51:39 PM)   : Thank you.
Candy N Daniel     (2:51:46 PM)   : I’m 14 is that ok
NinjaGod1337     (2:51:59 PM)   : Uhhh…sure, whatever.
Candy N Daniel     (2:52:06 PM)   : I’m just upset
Candy N Daniel     (2:52:11 PM)   : I just got dumped
NinjaGod1337     (2:52:21 PM)   : And you wish to vent to me?
Candy N Daniel     (2:52:28 PM)   : no
Candy N Daniel     (2:52:34 PM)   : he  dumped me like 1 hr ago
NinjaGod1337     (2:52:41 PM)   : And?
Candy N Daniel     (2:52:50 PM)   : he been cheating on me the whole time !!!!!!!!!!!!
NinjaGod1337     (2:53:06 PM)   : So if you don’t want to vent to me, why are you telling me all this?
Candy N Daniel     (2:53:07 PM)   : im from NJ
Candy N Daniel     (2:53:23 PM)   : i want to tell u im bored
NinjaGod1337     (2:53:32 PM)   : Oh well I couldn’t really care less in that case.
Candy N Daniel     (2:53:41 PM)   : Oh how are you today
NinjaGod1337     (2:53:47 PM)   : Fine, thanks.
Candy N Daniel     (2:53:53 PM)   : anytime
Candy N Daniel     (2:53:57 PM)   : i’m doing good now
Candy N Daniel     (2:54:04 PM)   : i was upset now im happy
NinjaGod1337     (2:54:09 PM)   : Super.
Candy N Daniel     (2:54:17 PM)   : How’s life with u
NinjaGod1337     (2:54:43 PM)   : Hey Candy, as riveting as this conversation is, I’d rather feed my dick to a wood chipper. I need to study.
Candy N Daniel     (2:55:04 PM)   : How do u know my name
NinjaGod1337     (2:55:14 PM)   : I’m fucking Nostradamus.
Candy N Daniel     (2:55:21 PM)   : Cool
Candy N Daniel     (2:55:23 PM)   : How old r u
NinjaGod1337     (2:55:46 PM)   : Okay I guess you’re not smart enough to understand from the first time. So I’ll make it easier for you.
NinjaGod1337     (2:55:49 PM)   : Go the fuck away.
Candy N Daniel     (2:55:56 PM)   : Omg
Candy N Daniel     (2:55:59 PM)   : I was begin nice
Candy N Daniel     (2:56:03 PM)   : Now Iam out
Candy N Daniel     (2:56:06 PM)   : SO goodbye
Candy N Daniel     (2:57:20 PM)   : I was nice to chat with u

From under what sidewalk crack do these morons congeal?

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