To say that I was dressed sharp today would be a gross understatement. I was, in fact, dressed fantastically sharp. I couldn’t give a fuck about school spirit, but I’ll use any excuse to dress up.
New South Park at 10:00
1010 – Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
A South Park Elementary School teacher is conducting an illicit affair
with a student. As the new School Hallway Monitor, Cartman takes it
personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction.