I’m going to Mexico for a week.
There will be drinking. I promise.
Naturally, said debauchery will be documented with painful detail.
Unfortunately, before I can embark on my drunken adventure, I have to
write a research essay on adrenoleukodystrophy. I’d rather fuck a cactus.
I hate when teachers give huge assignments over vacation periods and force me to do a week’s span of work in 2 days.