Chemistry and physics jokes have never been more hilarious.


I am lovin me some old ass Aerosmith. This shit’s back from 1976. I swear, I’m a 45 year old trapped in a 20 year old’s body.

I saw The Shawshank Redemption tonight. Absolutely incredible film. The warden was diabolically evil. I haven’t met such an evil antagonist since Nurse Ratched in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, for fuck’s sake. I loved Tim Robbins’s performance in Arlington Road, but I was absolutely blown away with his acting in this film. Morgan Freeman is epic as always. I just want to hire Morgan Freeman to stand around me and give speeches. Honestly.

With my semester over, not even 1 day passed before I immediately was given 8 hour shifts at work. Nice. I shouldn’t complain though. I need the money, especially if I keep buying Bluray films at the rate I currently am.

Winter class starts Tuesday. Oh boy. I sure got to miss school over these 2 days.

Didn’t like this semester to be honest! My grades were mediocre and did nothing to help my GPA. In fact, if I don’t get a C+ or better in orgo, which is likely, this semester will have actually served to drive my GPA DOWN. If by some grace of God I did get the C+, then my GPA will remain as it was before the semester began; it’ll be as if it never even happened, even though it did, which basically means a semester wasted (save for the credits being earned).

Also need that Goddamn orgo lab. For my fictitious internet audience that may be unaware, orgo lab is a pre-requisite for pharmacy schools that was closed before registration for sophomores even opened. Fucking upperclassmen. In a nutshell, if I don’t get in this class, I can’t apply to pharmacy school this year. And since pharmacy schools only take transfers in the fall, I would have to wait until next year to apply, which would suck royally. 

But other than that, that’s about it.


Last stretch and this wretched semester will be over.

When I get home at 4 o’clock today, I’m going to sleep for 5 hours and
cleanse my soul of all the demons that have collected over the course
of the last 4 months and I will awaken a new man.