Cruelest dream, reality

I called an ob/gyn clinic this morning to clarify a prescription. There was an automated message which said:

“Press 1 if you are in labor.”

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

Looks like I have another dumb date this weekend. I realized that I’m tired of making first dates a big thing. I’m setting expectations to zero.

*EDIT 9:35* Looks like I have TWO dumb dates this weekend. The second one’s actually pretty cute too. Expectations rising…

SIAMESE BUG!

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One response to “Cruelest dream, reality

  1. Ummm you better blog in DEETS about these two dates. I’ve taken a break from dating for a few weeks. I’m pridin’ it up in Worcester tomorrow to hang with all my gay besties. LOL

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