Cool date, y’all! This mom I’d like to date (MILD) not only used to strip, but is also a model! That’s three things I get to check off the fucket list. I feel a bit like Richard Gere in Pretty Woman. On a slightly more serious note, I didn’t have high expectations for this one but was pleasantly surprised. Maybe something will happen with this one.
She said she’d always been a dancer
She worked at fifteen clubs a day
The Chili Peppers are a phenomenal band and their career has spanned numerous incredible albums, but “By The Way” is my favorite. It’s just the most consistently good album they’ve made; there’s nary a song on here I would skip. The only other album I can say that for is “Blood Sugar Sex Magik”.
We all want to tell her
Tell her that we love her
Venice gets a queen
Best I’ve ever seen
We all want to kiss her
Tell her that we miss her
Tomorrow, I’m going on a date with a mom who was also at one point a stripper named Sapphire. Is this real life?
I stare the lids off your eyes, gone down on your dirty mind
And end up between your hips
Turning the clocks back a bit here. This song is still absolutely staggering.
As I was ordering my coffee, one of the girls working at Muddy’s put on a song I hadn’t heard before. The melody was sweet and I asked her what it was. “Kings of Convenience,” she replied. The lyrics hit me and of course I had to go look them up on SongMeanings (as I do with every Goddamn song I ever listen to anymore).
Kalopsia – The delusion of things being more beautiful than they are
I love you more than I can control
I don’t even try. Why would I?
Oh why the long face? You’ve got it all wrong
Forget the rat in the race, we’ll choke chain them all
Fates favor the ones who help themselves
The rest feel the sting of the lash as they row…
The boat to hell
So you and I should tread as soft as these razor blades for boots will let be
My problem is you make me melt and I don’t want to be frozen anymore